The Seven Portents Of The Applocalypse

Oh boy. Okay, so let me see if I've been keeping track...

1. Apple fails to die in the mid-1990s

2. Apple outsells Creative

3. Apple turns music downloads into a credible business

4. Apple announces a music phone

5. Apple switches to Intel

6. Apple starts selling a multiple-button mouse

7. What next? a video iPod?

   Update: A couple of people wrote in with the idea of Apple re-launching the Newton in the form of the fabled Apple webpad, which may make more sense as #7.