Quakin'

The second build of Point Release 1.32 for Quake III Arena by Graeme Devine for Mac OS X is out, and it runs quite nicely.

There are already (prototype, at least) 1GB SD Cards (InfoSync). One day we’ll be able to carry all our music in the hollow of a tooth, but for now nobody’s remembered to add “Implanted MP3 Players” to the curriculum…

Tunnel Vision by holycowcarcass (simple but effective)

Huh? Where am I? How long have I been asleep?

Right. Now, can I still… Hey! But where the hell… Ah. And where did the guy put… So many. Come here. And I want those too.

OK. Now, make two little piles. Sieve out the foam. Spread with margarine, let it drip into the tin and make a few fork marks.

Stretch well on both axes. Cover. Roll it flat and knit the lines together.

Can I get out? (Cool.) Put it on the tray with the others and clone through the straw. Shut the door when you leave and leave a note for the milkman.

Footnote: Don’t forget to write a little suicide note in case you try anything riskier.

• LEGO Movies
• Rustboy
• Rocket Men
• Pica Towers

I wish I could.

• Notes about a WLANs conference in Lisbon. Duh. Where was this, exactly?
• HP got FCC approval to make an iPAQ with Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. (It also has a fingerprint reader—the kind you can fool with a rubber eraser…)
• Forget the totally idiotic idea of putting Linux on the Xbox (project). Instead of ruining both things, buy one of these.

For those who know what distributed.net, RC5 and “The Cow” are:

Even though the contest

(Spoiler: The best milk cow lives in Murtosa.)

(Absurd links received via Yahoo…)

“The question is, what is a mana mana?”

“The question is, who cares?”

• Tuning Java Swing Applications for Mac OS X.
• Cocoon (the only Apache module that needs a starter motor)

After all, the new Nokia phones might have cameras (or at least concept sketches).

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