Sony Ericsson M600i

The M600i is a smaller form factor UIQ phone that has some of the features of the P910 family:

No camera (it's a business device, remember?)
Yet another Memory Stick format (yes, kids, it's M2!)
Yet another multi-tap method
Still uses a proprietary connector instead of a standard USB plug for syncing and charging
Still the same 240x320 screen
Bundled with McAfee anti-virus (oh, please, people...)

UMTS (but no camera, so no video-call)
IMAP IDLE support (besides the current trend of Push E-Mail voodoo, which might be operator-dependent)
Opera Browser and RSS Support (whatever that turns out to be)
Free VPN clients (apparently)
Bluetooth
Supports Flash Lite and SVG Tiny