Taking a SWIG at Carbon?

Dear Lazyweb,

Is there a hard-and-fast SWIG HOWTO that will let me bind Python code to a Carbon framework in, like, three easy steps (including distributing the result)?

pudge made some noises about something like it a while back, but nothing seems to have surfaced so far.

And this is particularly frustrating because I only need to bind two functions (a call and a callback), and have to use the built-in Python 2.3 as much as possible.

Before the usual crowd asks, yes, there are also Cocoa bindings, but using PyObjC is completely overkill for the sake of only two functions - not to mention that I wanted to do something that would not require users to install anything that big...