I seldom discuss security news (I'm not supposed to discuss work here, after all), but this one was too much to let pass.
Of course, most people have completely forgotten about Palm and PDA viruses, which were the biggest menace to ever hit us a couple of years back - or so virus companies would have us believe back then.
This is such a stupid notion that I won't bother to comment it further, other that it's been known for years that some phones have Bluetooth security issues.
S-o-m-e phones. Mostly obsolete by now, and the issues were of (very) limited practical use for blackhats.
And, for people who have absolutely no idea of how things work, there is no way a Bluetooth worm will ever work unless we all use a single smartphone platform.
And no, I'm not going to name the most likely company.
And Now, Something Even Dumber
Our moment of Zen: a mouse with ringtones.