I Hate Mondays

Yes, yes, I know - nothing new in that title. Let's just say it was a particularly lousy one altogether, and I'm not superstitious.

Ignoring work and the splitting headache that it bestowed upon me today, stuff I found of relative interest was:

Kudos to the guy in the XScreenSaver comments who led me to you have two cows, from which I quote:

Portugal 4
  You have two cows. They have never won a Eurovision song contest.