The Seven Portents Of The Applocalypse

Oh boy. Okay, so let me see if I've been keeping track...

  1. Apple fails to die in the mid-1990s

  2. Apple outsells Creative

  3. Apple turns music downloads into a credible business

  4. Apple announces a music phone

  5. Apple switches to Intel

  6. Apple starts selling a multiple-button mouse

  7. What next? a video iPod?

    Update: A couple of people wrote in with the idea of Apple re-launching the Newton in the form of the fabled Apple webpad, which may make more sense as #7.